1.News of the day

Where would you go when you can't get to Iraq?

Go after some hot chick in Alberta, Canada.

Nothing wrong with that. Its just sad that seeing your comrades going to the battlefield while seeing you enjoying beer and having a great time with hot bartenders...

Well, what can you do? At least you are shooting something in Alberta now eh?

2.Quote of the day
"It would be legitimate to attack banks because they charge interest, and this is in violation of Islamic law.”

- Atilla Ahmet, 42-year-old Briton of Cypriot descent, awaiting trial on terrorism charges

3.Article of the day
Deathnote...Muslim edition
There are six rules you need to consider before you blow yourself up.

Rule No. 1: You can kill bystanders without feeling a lot of guilt.
Rule No. 2: You can kill children, too, without needing to feel distress.
Rule No. 3: Sometimes, you can single out civilians for killing; bankers are an example.
Rule No. 4: You cannot kill in the country where you reside unless you were born there.
Rule No. 5: You can lie or hide your religion if you do this for jihad.
Rule No. 6. You may need to ask your parents for their consent.

If you abide by these rules(or find exceptions from some old scripts ), you will be in heaven.

4.Video of the day
The 3 tenors from the south
I think I can do that...if I got that mullet right.

Bravo!